It's been one of my favorite trashy tv shows to watch lately.. apart from the terrible show "Vampire Diaries". Paul Wesley really makes my tummy flutter. Ever since Channing Tatum mistakenly married the wrong Jenny (suppose to have been me) or Jenna should I say.. I've moved on.

Back to the original topic. So why do I find this show intriguing? I think it's because I feel like I can relate to these girls who are dating these 'tools'. Oh, come on. You know we've all dated that idiot that acts like a complete idiot but for some reason by the laws of gravity or some unknown force in the universe and for some self inflicting painful sick twisted apprehension you can't help but fall for him. And continue to stay with him after he keeps fucking up over and over.

I think it's so hilarious that I'm sitting here with these nasty celery sticks in hand (or whatever this new 'healthy' lifestyle that I've involuntarily adopted has been making me eat) and laughing in amusement at how dumb these girls are by eating up these words that these assholes are feeding them after undenyingly fucking up and slowly even realizing that.. I've become a victim just the same!!

It's sad how weak we are to the ones that we care about. So we often paint these images of them that we find so enticing to ourselves only to be blurring the reality of who they really resemble and act like. I usually have a rule of thumb where you don't put in what you're not willing to lose. Kind of like gambling, you don't go and bet away on 17 your life savings if you can't afford to. Be precautionary and stay in the 'safe' zone. But I've come to find that, rules are just that. They're never really implimented and there is someone or something that you always make an exception for.

So this last episode they sent the girlfriends on a date with a 'true gentleman' and had their tool boyfriends watch them on a date. Let me mention, not only do these guys look so much better than their current boyfriends they actually act like they like you! Kind of like.. a stripper role. They're paid to like you and tell you how awesome you are. Most of these girls were so worried about their boyfriends that they made the date so unbearable for both parties.. If it were me on the show, I would be eating that shit up every minute and flirting back profusively and without guilt just to give him a taste of his own medicine. To let this tool know what it feels like to not be acknowledged as someone that has value in my life. What it feels like to be invisible! I can't wait for next week's epsiode.

Now in today's age.. let me educate you on the new age chivalry. (This gets pretty Rated R and have been compiled by me from the great males of today so..)

"I have no standards. When I go out hunting for pussy, I work on a binary scale, 0 or 1. And I still fuck zeros. I have no shame, I could care less. It's not like I'm dating or marrying them. Every girl I've dated with the exception of one has been hot."

"I was blessed with a pretty face, capacity for liquid courage (booze = game), and no standards"

"Try creampieing an ass. I did it the other night for the first time. Sure, it looked disgusting, but humiliating a girl in that way made it worthwhile."

"Yeah my girlfriend is amazing looking but my penis has a mind of its own. "

With comments and attitudes like these it makes me wonder why I'm not married yet or even remotely close to thinking about it. Am I odd for still cringing at the thought that I have to be stuck suffocating myself with someone who says one thing in front of my face to avoid conflict or true feelings but thinking another and actually sharing personal space for years to come with this one individual? Or could it be that I'm just that defective duckling that doesn't find this anywhere close to being how gentlemen should behave or is there a new programming class that I need to take to brainwash myself into thinking that I should be appreciative of new age romance. Honesty.

Now now, before you go crazy on me and say that my opinion is VERY bias. I agree that guys will be 'guys' around each other and say lude things. And there are those dream guys out there who do actually know how to treat a lady, rewind back up and remind yourself of how there are exceptions to rules. But.. whatever happened to a true gentleman doesn't ever kiss and tell? I guess we will never know. Anyhow.. I'm currently listening to this awesome song I stole off of "She's All That" the movie with Freddie Prinze Jr (one of my old flings) back in 1998. Even hearthrobes make mistakes by making silly highschool bets with their retarded jock buddies.. I guess as long as the apology seems sincere is all that matters right?

or.. you could make exchanges to have him make it up to you.. like.. forcing him to let you put hot wax on his asshole to take the hairs off his dirty star fish. Hygenic purposes.. you know.

Lyrics are as follows.. check, check it out..

You walked in
Just like smoke
With a little come on, come on, come on
In your walk
Well, come on
I've been waitin'
Are you waitin?
For my move, well I'm makin' it
So tell me baby, can you shake it?
If I can move it with ya
Will you let me take it?
I'll be down on my knees
Screamin' take me, take me, take me, take me
I'm yours
I've never felt so out of control
You don't even know what you're doin' to me
Come on and do it to me
Don'tcha stop
Come on, come on
Come on little rabbit
Show me where you got it
'Cuz I know you got a habit

wow it's almost been a year since i've blogged on here... does anyone still read this stuff anymore??

Virginia is different, weather is crazy - but i'm looking forward to the fall season. Suppose to be the 'best' season around here. But we'll see ;)

I figured there would be a lot of jennifers - now I find out theres 20 with the same last name as me too. HA what a trip. I'd like to be friends with all of them so I can confuse everyone :P